A great way to be a “one-and-done” is to lie to us; WI Dude #38 pretended to be his wife, and she magically did not show up for a planned couples swap. (The pathetic excuse? Baking cookies.) How did we come to this conclusion? The text conversation with her suddenly ended when he showed up. We had this exact same thing happen in Michigan. It was obnoxious then, and it is still obnoxious.

We deliberately did not post the pictures and videos from this encounter until now, 10 months later, as we did not want to reward the bad behavior. Because of the bad circumstances around this particular encounter, captioning will not be provided; the photos and videos can speak for themselves. Let it be known – if you lie to us, and then want to go out and brag to your buddies about your encounter with The Naughty Shopkeepers, we will deny you the photographic proof that the encounter occurred until we decide to publish it.