If you clicked on “Sample Page”, you ended up here, which is perfectly fine! You see, this site is dynamic, as we add new materials and categories. Since it takes me several hours to add a post, it may be a spell before I actually add material, so if you participate, don’t expect things to be added overnight. It isn’t happening.l This is the male half writing, by the way….<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\nWe were shopkeepers in Wisconsin, and we are indeed naughty; thus, the “naughtyshopkeepers”. If you came into our shop, and were a good customer, there is a sporting chance you could participate in the fun. It was really all up to the customer. We had customers be total dicks about it and expect to get some; that is not going to happen. With the exception of the rare couples and single women, we don’t typically fuck on first meet. Note the word “typically”; sometimes we do make exceptions. We love to post pics and videos of our adventures to share with the world, and we expect that those who have adventures with us are okay with it. If not, no adventures for you!
Notice that the above is in the past tense. We closed the shop at the end of 2025 due to lack of people wanting to actually buy anything. Lookers don’t pay the bills. That being said, we have about four years of inventory still to sell, so if you are actually interested in buying something, then we can always set up an appointment for viewing, as we really need to liquidate.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\nWARNING! THIS SITE CONTAINS CONTENT THAT IS SEXUAL IN NATURE AND NOT SUITABLE FOR THOSE UNDER 18 OR WHERE LAW PROHIBITS VIEWING SUCH CONTENT!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\nSince we have this warning plastered, like, everywhere, this means that if you click on a link and view our material you are attesting that you are indeed legally eligible to look at it. In other words, if you get in trouble, it is on you, not us, as we warned you! There is a reason “Sample Page” is first, as people tend to click the first hot link first. You did, and now here you are!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n
A bit about how I have organized the site. There are two main pages – this one and “Inventory”. “Inventory” shows the inventory that we have had. We may not have the exact pieces, but we have hundreds of other items. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I, Mr. S., discovered that we have so many videos and pictures, it was actually causing my computer to crash to scroll through the pages. I have created separate pages for each date, with each of these individual pages containing both the pictures and videos to provide the viewer with a better context of what exactly was happening, arranged in the appropriate chronology. I feel it enhances the viewing experience, and helps to prevent my computer from crashing, both of which are very important! If you click on “A quick overview of the Naughty Shopkeepers<\/a>” post or on the hotlink I just provided in mentioning the post, and scroll to the bottom, you will see the active categories. Click on the category and all the posts for that category will be displayed. As mentioned previously on this page, this site is updated frequently, so be sure to check back in. That’s it. Enjoy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mr. & Mrs. S., the Naughty Shopkeepers<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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