{"id":3665,"date":"2023-08-29T21:33:56","date_gmt":"2023-08-29T21:33:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/naughtyshopkeepers.com\/?p=3665"},"modified":"2023-08-29T21:33:56","modified_gmt":"2023-08-29T21:33:56","slug":"23-dec-21-naked-security-guard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/naughtyshopkeepers.com\/index.php\/2023\/08\/29\/23-dec-21-naked-security-guard\/","title":{"rendered":"23 Dec 21 &#8211; Naked security guard"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>At the old Racine location, we kept our inventory in the basement.  Mrs. S. decided to play naked security guard and block the door, and Mr. S. had to give her the &#8220;key&#8221; to get through!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignleft size-full is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/naughtyshopkeepers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/2021122303-edited-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3659\" style=\"width:1020px\" width=\"1020\" srcset=\"https:\/\/naughtyshopkeepers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/2021122303-edited-1.jpg 510w, https:\/\/naughtyshopkeepers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/2021122303-edited-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/naughtyshopkeepers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/2021122303-edited-1-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-background-color\">Guarding the door to the basement at the Racine shop <\/mark><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignleft size-full is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/naughtyshopkeepers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/2021122301-edited.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3655\" style=\"width:1020px\" width=\"1020\" srcset=\"https:\/\/naughtyshopkeepers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/2021122301-edited.jpg 510w, https:\/\/naughtyshopkeepers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/2021122301-edited-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-background-color\">Showing her ass as she blocks the door!<\/mark><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignleft size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/naughtyshopkeepers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/2021122302.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-341\" style=\"object-fit:cover;width:1020px;height:1360px\" width=\"1020\" height=\"1360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/naughtyshopkeepers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/2021122302.jpg 510w, https:\/\/naughtyshopkeepers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/2021122302-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1020px) 100vw, 1020px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-background-color\">Mr. S. giving her the &#8220;key&#8221;!<\/mark><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At the old Racine location, we kept our inventory in the basement. 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